Wow! Call me surprised, since 50 Cent (or has he pulled a Rock and goes by Curtis Jackson now?) can’t rap or act, but his new videogame 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand looks kinda fun.
In the game (how do they come up with this shit?) 50 Cent performs a concert somewhere in the war-torn Middle East, natch, but, afterward, the show’s promoter refuses to pay him in cash (what no paypal?) and instead gives him a diamond-encrusted skull. Obviously, this is before Indiana Jones got his grubby mitts on it.
On the way to the airport, 50 gets robbed by mysterious attackers (possibly Osama bin Laden or some such terrorist), and it’s up to him and his entourage to reclaim the skull using only their steely wit and sweaty brows. And by wit we mean AK-47s, rocket launchers, tanks, fists, shivs. The usual.