Alternate endings to the financial crisis

Similarly absurd to the Chuck Norris facts.  I’m going to have to go with the Scarlett Johansson ending on this one, but if you choose Mariano Rivera saving the day I won’t hold it against you.  And yes, I can’t believe as a Sawx fan I just wrote that sentence, but it’s really the only other one that made me chuckle.

By Drew Dernavich

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  • jamesfurbush December 8, 2008, 5:05 am

    I could see how you'd go with Rivera – higher cultural relevance. Though it'd be funny to think of Papelbon giving the financial crisis a pap smear out of the bullpen. Kudos to you for a job well done.

  • Drew D. December 8, 2008, 4:29 am

    James: As a fellow Sawx fan it was hard to write it. We all know that Rivera would induce a ground ball on a cutter – it's Pap that would strike the guy out. But as a future Hall of Famer, Rivera gets the humor nod. Glad you liked it!