Dear Yellow Pages makers,
I’m sorry. It’s not you, it’s me. Saturday was the last straw. I think you have a good product, great even. Unfortch, I found someone that’s even better. She’s called the internet and we’ve been together for about 10 years. So if you could stop showing up at my door unannounced that would be greatly appreciated.
I don’t like it when I get unsolicited emails, so you can imagine how I feel about these books that end up on my doorstep. Like I said, it’s not you. I’ve just found something better. So if you could move on and stopping producing so much waste and stop driving me crazy, well, you get the idea.