Not content to leave the Republican Party after 29-years and become a Democrat, Pennsylvannia Senator Arlen Specter announced he’s joined the Wu-Tang Clan.
“My life had got no better, same damn ‘Lo sweater. Times is rough and tough like leather,” said the senior senator of his 29-year membership with the GOP. “I figured out I went the wrong route. So I got with a sick tight clique and went all out.”
After Specter finished reading his statement, the members of the Wu took questions.
“We’re just happy to have Mr. Specter on board,” said Ghostface Killa, who because of the room’s low-lying cloud of smoke was barely visible. “When he contacted my office this morning, what else could I tell him but ‘Welcome Aboard!”
Now the Wu-Tang Clan really ain’t nuthin’ ta fuck’wit.