The intro audio is priceless. I just got home from baseball practice, eating McDonald’s, and couldn’t believe what I was seeing. The crowds of people along the freeway holding signs. In retrospect, this event did more to shift American culture in the past two decades than anything else.
Everyone remembers where they were when this went down. It was some crazy shit. I mean some serious bat-shit crazy shitshow. My parents remember where they were when JFK got shot, but me? I remember THIS?!?
I hate to say it, but the agony in the guy’s voice is pretty dang funny now, even if it sounds like the anguish of a confession. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I’m the only one that deserves this! All I did was love Nicole. I love everybody.”
Love = brutally stabbing your wife with a large kitchen knife. Right Juice? Right, Juice? Toss it, man, just toss it. Juice? Juice? JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUICCCCCCCCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!