Joke of the Day

For whatever reason, I was reminded of the joke that Will Hunting tells the shrink in Good Will Hunting. 

This really only works in the first person, but it would certainly make for a funny, self-deprecating moment.  If, say, you’re out with friends and there is an awkward silence. 

Put it in your joke bank, make it your own, etc. 

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.  The music was really, really  loud, so I timed my flatulence with the beat.

After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that  everybody was staring at me.

Then, I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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