New Scientology commercial: “Life”

I really have nothing to say except, this is no different than [fill in appropriate metaphor for being extremely excited and then swiftly crushed by the weight of disappointment]  having a hot girl take pity on you, leave a bumpin’ party with you to go back to your college dorm room only to have her throw up on you before any fun can actually happen .

It’s like, yes, this is life!  This is what matters … bleck … bleck … bleck.

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