Chinese Military Shovel

Did you hear that?  It was the sound the of the Swiss Army Knife crying like a little child when the found out Santa Claus doesn’t exist.  Oof.  Seriously, if you’re looking for a reason why the Chinese might take over the world (aside from the very obvious 1.2 billion people), this shovel has to be a top contender.

I don’t know much in this life, but I do know that I would gladly sell my gallbladder (that’s a non-essential organ, right?) for one of these tools. I myself am looking forward to the day I can chop down some trees, dig a water ditch in my backyard and then go inside and cut julienned potatoes for dinner.

On another note, what’s up with the 1960’s Hollywood western music in this video?  I kept expecting John Wayne to  ride in from stage right and shoot everyone on sight.

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  • Iman Azol May 5, 2010, 10:12 pm

    Chinese price on their site is $115. Not cheap, but if it holds up, worth it.

    • jamesfurbush May 6, 2010, 1:05 pm

      You know, if it's military quality I would pay $115 for a tool like this. Probably have to go camping more often, but that's not bad.

    • dogsoldier May 11, 2010, 12:52 pm

      please, where you find this shovel? eshop or something? i really want to buy it 🙂

      • jamesfurbush May 11, 2010, 3:40 pm

        If I find out I'll let you know!

        • dogsoldier May 11, 2010, 5:51 pm

          thank you:)