Did you hear that? It was the sound the of the Swiss Army Knife crying like a little child when the found out Santa Claus doesn’t exist. Oof. Seriously, if you’re looking for a reason why the Chinese might take over the world (aside from the very obvious 1.2 billion people), this shovel has to be a top contender.
I don’t know much in this life, but I do know that I would gladly sell my gallbladder (that’s a non-essential organ, right?) for one of these tools. I myself am looking forward to the day I can chop down some trees, dig a water ditch in my backyard and then go inside and cut julienned potatoes for dinner.
On another note, what’s up with the 1960’s Hollywood western music in this video? I kept expecting John Wayne to ride in from stage right and shoot everyone on sight.