Yet another reason to feel nothing but bemused pity for poor Linsday Lohan: “Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for her pain and suffering, The Post has learned.”
There’s also something about Lohan having the same single name recognition as Madonna or Oprah or Pele or whatever and that the ubiquitous name “Lindsay” only belongs to her. Her ignoramous chutzpah aside (never mind the self-agrandizement), this is probably the funniest thing you’ll read today. And it’s not from The Onion!