The Rings of Saturn

Why is Thomas Casey’s Rings of Saturn amusement ride not available to ride at an amusement park near me? I’m very excited about the possibility of throwing up on strangers and being thrown up from multiple angles upon this ride.  Ideally, this ride would have three or four or even five rings with vomit just showering down upon riders from all angles. Amirite?  [via cynical c]

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