United States of Shame

Turns out every state in the US is statistically the worst in something, but I would gladly be the worst at driving (or homelessness if we’re counting my time in Oregon) than, hmmm, let’s just throw a couple of darts and see what we land on, shall we?  Well, for starters, I am glad I am not the best (well, worst, it’s all so confusing when you don’t actually want to be number one in these things) at: rape, AIDS, suicide, gonorrhea, unemployment, ugliness, bestiality, not-graduating from high school, obesity, and violence against women.

On the other hand, I would trade bad driving for being the nerdiest state, which Ohio has nothing to be ashamed about.  Amirite?

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