Fast Five Trailer

So lemme get this straight: there’s now a fifth movie in the Fast and Furious franchise, that somehow manages to star not only all the original cast members from every single movie in the franchise (except the guy from the Japanese version; how do you think that actor feels?), but also cuckolded Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to join in the fun?

Official plot synopsis: shit happens, people race cars, Vin Diesel “acts”, obligatory sexiness scene, one last job is attempted until the next cash-grab installment, someone gets caught by the cops to set up the cliffhanger for part six.

This thing is starting to reek of the same stench as the dead corpses of horror franchises littering Hollywood’s past and present.

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