This week the 80’s action hero found himself in a Charlie Kaufman-like scenario.
Armed robbers fled after discovering the home they had broken into belonged to ‘tough guy’ actor Dolph Lundgren.
The masked raiders tied up the star’s wife and terrorised her into handing over cash and jewellery by threatening her with knives.
But they cut short their raid on the house near Marbella, Spain, after spotting a family photo of the action star and his children in one of the bedrooms.
Luckily for the gang, Lundgren – most famous for playing Russian boxer Ivan Drago in Rocky IV – was out.
If this story doesn’t end with Dolph Lundgren tracking down said robbers and killing them, then there is no justice in this sad life of ours.
All that aside, here’s what really stood out for me: “He also has a master’s degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney and a genius-level IQ of 160. ”
Wait, what? Is that true? Is Dolph Lundgren even cooler than I initially thought? (Which is difficult, because the man is already ice cold!)