The new teaser trailer for the remake of Conan the Barbarian neither teases nor trailers. It’s the kind of thing you would expect a movie studio to release a year from the film’s intended release date, not, say, five months from it. As such, when you watch this trailer don’t expect much. There’s nary a moment of actual footage, which to me says we’ll have another trailer for you soon enough or it says, shit this movie is gonna be terrible don’t bother with it. You be the judge.
Still, with that said, if this movie has some over-the-top bloody violence and lots of breasts, then we’ll call it a victory. Admittedly, my expectations are really low.