New Transformers: Dark of the Moon Trailer

The official Transformers: Dark of the Moon trailer has landed and we even get a little bit of plot synopsis: “When a mysterious event from Earth’s past erupts into the present day it threatens to bring a war to Earth so big that the Transformers alone will not be able to save us. The movie stars Shia LaBeouf, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Patrick Dempsey, Kevin Dunn, with John Malkovich and Frances McDormand.”

That event has something to do with the space race of the 1960’s and more specifically the moon landing by America in 1969. But things like plot and acting have never gotten in the way of Michael Bay blowing shit it.

He’s like the over-caffeinated child with no imagination who just bangs his action figures and trucks together in as loud a manner as possible, with one of those shit-eating grins on their faces.

Perhaps this time around Michael Bay will give us some giant robots fucking fighting. I don’t think he’s ever understood that nobody cares about the human drama in this franchise.

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