Bobby Brown is crazy … literally

Not even sure what to say to this, except, wow. I’m flabbergasted and slightly at a loss for words. From IMBD:

R&B star Bobby Brown is still convinced Osama Bin Laden wants him dead so he can marry Whitney Houston – 11 months after the singers officially separated. Brown’s 14-year marriage to Houston came to an end when their divorce was finalised earlier this year, but the hitmaker remains adamant he is on the al Qaeda leader’s hitlist. He even hired extra security to guard him on his recent tour of Australia. He tells the New York Daily News, “I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power. Come on, if anybody (else was) threatened by Al Qaeda, they’d take it seriously.”

I could see why Osama Bin Laden would want to marry Whitney Houston. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be married to cracked out former pop singer? Though, maybe Bin Laden is still only seeing old vids of Whit, when she was super adorable and a good singer. I’m guessing in her pre-Bobby days.

Enjoy the trip down memory lane.? Go grab your proton pack.

Why hasn’t anyone paired up Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown in a The Simple Life reality type of show?? Are you telling me people wouldn’t watch this?? It would be a gigantic train wreck of epic proportions.? Imagine them dropping into some backwoods town in West Virginia or going to some Baptist Church, serving Sunday pancakes in Kansas?? This has potential.? Lots of it.

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