Ghostface and Metallica want you to be Gay!

The God loving folks over at Love God’s Way, (who also won’t hesitate to remind reader’s that “God hate’s fags” [their words not mine]) have come out with their definitive list of bands that will turn people gay after giving their albums a spin.

Among the questionable artists are the above mentioned Ghostface Killah,


After I push some Kilos I’m gonna make you gay

Metallica, Jay-Z, Wilco, Motorhead, DMX, Frank Sinatra and the gayest of them all Ted “The Noog” Tugent! Probably not wise to call out this guy:


Some of the not-so-questionable on the list include: Elton John, The Scissor Sisters, KD Lang, Clay Aiken and Boy George.


Not so much gay, but more like circus scary.

Not just gay, but agast! Really gay! Ladies and gentleman, I present you Elton John… who’s so gay he’ll w turn legions of youth gay, and by gay we mean happy.? Have you ever listened to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road?? Nuff said.? Alos he performed with Mr. Homophobe himself, Eminem.


What’s really frustrating though is now I have to get rid of my Decemberist, Sufjan Stevens and Doors records, otherwise I might end up in a gay bathhouse with George Michael and upset my girlfriend. I don’t think anyone saw it coming. But it’s a good excuse to show this.

Errr . . . what a dilemma. The entire list after the jump.

In no particular order:

  • The Spores (endorse suicide)
  • Scissor Sisters
  • Rufus Wainwright
  • Merzbau
  • Ravi Shankar
  • Wilco
  • Bjork (mb)
  • Tech N9ne
  • Ghostface Killah
  • Bobby Conn
  • Morton Subotnik
  • Cole Porter
  • The String Cheese Incident
  • Eagles of Death Metal
  • Polyphonic Spree
  • The Faint
  • Interpol
  • Tegan and Sara
  • Erasure
  • The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
  • Le Tigre
  • Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
  • The Gossip
  • The Magnetic Fields
  • The Doors
  • Phish
  • Queen
  • The Strokes
  • Sufjan Stevens
  • Morrissey(?questionable?)
  • The Pet Shop Boys
  • Metallica
  • Judas Priest
  • The Village People
  • The Secret Handshake
  • The Rolling Stones
  • David Bowie
  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  • Man or Astroman
  • Richard Cheese
  • Jay-Z
  • Depeche Mode
  • Kansas
  • Ani DiFranco
  • Fischerspooner
  • John Mayer
  • George Michael (texan)
  • Angel Eyes
  • The Indigo Girls
  • Velvet Underground
  • Madonna
  • Elton John
  • Barry Manilow
  • Indigo Girls
  • Melissa Etheridge
  • Eminmen
  • Nirvana
  • Boy George*
  • The Killers
  • Lou Reed
  • Lil’ Wayne
  • Motorhead
  • Jill Sobule

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