Gabe is pretty much spot on with his assertion that there is no difference between Jay-Z and George Clooney, except one’s an actor and the other is a business. Man.
(WAIT, before you say ANYTHING, it’s equally fair to say at this point that George Clooney is the white Jay-Z), which is to say that he literally can do no wrong. The two of them are basically the next step in human evolution on our way to becoming PURE THOUGHT AND ENERGY. Because they both should be so thoroughly hatable and yet you cannot hate them. What is up with that? Total forcefields.