I love that there are only two kinds of people from New Jersey: those that give the state a bad reputation and those that love the state and are Jersey apologists.
Still, this is the latest video for New Jersey apologists Titus Andronicus, off their excellent 2010 record The Monitor. I imagine seeing them in concert and hearing this song would be something fiercely cathartic, just shouting “you’ll always be a loser” with a bunch of people who feel exactly the same way.
Also? If anyone could get me to move to New Jersey, it would be Patrick Stickles’s beard. That thing is impressive.