1. Parents, this is what will happen to your kid if you raise them on stage from the age of two. Don’t do that.
2. The guy singing — 26-year-old Reed Grimm from Wisconsin — blew an amazing opportunity to drop an Urkel-esque “Did I do that?” in response to Randy and the other judges being dumbfounded that he just killed the “Family Matters” theme song.
3. I’ve yet to watch an actual episode of American Idol and I’ll keep it that way, so long as I can watch all the ridiculous clips from the show on YouTube.