O.J.’s Juice is Loose

Chalk this up to ‘I didn’t see this one coming, but maybe I should have?’ O.J. Simpson has told Page Six that he may be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. Apparantly the Juice has “slow moving sperm.” So slow that they impregnated her from 12 years ago from the set of the last Naked Gun movie. Damn that’s some slow sperm!

This would be hilarious if it weren’t so sad and a pathetic attempt to keep his name in the press. Yeah, yeah we know the Anna Nicole and O.J. were castmates on the movie Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult but what we really want to know is how does Leslie Neilson feel about this?

Maybe the dad is Johnny Travolta, Danny DeVito or the Zen Master himself, Phil Jackson?

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