Seriously?  Does he even know what he’s saying?  As David Sedaris would say, “I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?’

“To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

“I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?”

Unless of course, you’re John McCain and the whole thing seems confusing.  It’s almost like the cogs in his brain need a wee bit of WD-40 or maybe just slather them with grease because those things are starting to get gummed up.

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  • slyoyster October 23, 2008, 6:51 am

    I just wonder what Cindy McCain is thinking. Like holy shit if he loses the election I might have to find another husband, someone a bit younger and with a bit more mental alacrity.

  • straighttalkonmccain October 22, 2008, 10:51 pm

    It’s not so much he that he agrees with Murtha, it’s that he can’t even put together a coherent sentence. It’s kind of sad because you can see that he’s not quick on his feet anymore and that his mind is not working as well as it used to.