This just in and it’s shocking, really. But the cash you carry around in your pocket contains residue (90% of all US bills!?!) of that fine china someone snorted into their nose.
Yuegang Zuo, professor of chemistry and biochemistry at the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth, “spoke about his research at the national meeting of the American Chemical Society on Sunday, found that $5, $10, $20 and $50 bills were more likely to be positive for cocaine than $1 bills.”
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