I guess this was banned or something, but it strikes me as being rather tame. Also PETA? Animals are good for eating and wearing, which is why I’m going to put on my leather skivvies and stuff my mouth full of turkey. Okay, that’s a bit of a stretch, since I’m practically a vegetarian anyways. However, it is possible to buy turkeys that were not treated with chemicals and lived a free-range life. Coincidentally, those turkeys also taste much, much more delicious sliding down your gullet.