A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

How would you even know if he wasn’t telling the truth?  Someone needs to get to the bottom of this.  Of course, if the LHC does destroy the world, then we’ll know for sure.

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