Crash Test Dummies Aren’t Fat Enough

Obvious news out of Buffalo: “Obese drivers are more likely to die if they are involved in a serious car crash than those of normal weight, a study has revealed.  Doctors behind the research said it showed an urgent need for the use of overweight crash test dummies.”   You know you’re country is too fat when an automotive crash test dummy is deemed insufficiently obese.

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