Gonorrhea makes ya pee-ah. The STD, which I can never spell right nor remember what it actually does to a person, except for that catchy jingle (burns when you pee?), is apparently becoming drug-resistant. And therefore untreatable.
Which is a problem because it’s quite common (700,000 new cases in the USA every year) and most people don’t even know they have it, according to the CDC. Enjoy your upcoming weekend.