The last miner was hauled out late last night: “With the entire nation rapt and much of the world riveted, the last miner, Luis Urzua, rose smoothly out of the small hole in the ground, prompting an eruption of applause and cheers that seemed just as heartfelt as the outpouring that followed the emergence of the first miner nearly a day earlier.”
Though some now have to deal with marital problems and so, you know, awkward. Maybe they want to go back into the hole.
Also? How about Oakley’s deft product placement maneuver. Whomever came up with that idea deserves a raise.