So, apparently, one of the profiling markers the TSA uses for screening potential terrorists is whether or not someone passing through a security checkpoint is visibly “getting angry about TSA screening procedures” or “complaining.”
Which probably has nothing to do with being molested. According to the CNN article, intelligence analysts say that Al Qaeda’s official policy, however, is for its terrorists to be cooperative and act meek when pulled over for TSA screening.
Ladies and gentleman, your current TSA policy keeping you safe. Hooray.