Makes Sense: Obama is Actually a Vulcan

Nichelle Nichols, who played Lieutenant Uhura on the original Star Trek television show was given a photo opportunity with President Obama as part of her visit to the White House back in February. Though we’ve long suspected that Obama is a secret terrorist sleeper agent from Kenya destined to destroy America, it’s slightly comforting to discover he’s actually a Vulcan sleeper agent.

The more we think about it, Obama as a Vulcan makes a great deal of sense, as he seems to exude the revered Vulcan traits of reason, logic and no emotions on a daily basis.

[via @hodgman]

Comments on this entry are closed.