And people wretched everywhere

So apparantly Paris Hilton is urging her “fans” to keep her out of jail. Which is funny in and of itself, the fact she thinks anyone is a fan of hers, outside of Lindsey, Britney, and Nicole(y). But, alas, the girl without a brain and the face of a chihuahua has resorted to desperate begging. And with that her last shred of, um, well, I’m not sure she really had any decency or credibility to begin with. Anyway, via IMDB:

The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her. In a post on her MySpace blog, Hilton, who is also asking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her, writes, “My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!” The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims “the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.” Hilton is due to start serving time by June 5 if her appeal fails, after being sentenced at a hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday.

I’m not sure what’s funnier. The fact that someone took the time to start a petition for Paris Hilton or the fact that said petitioner starter actually had it in him to compare Hilton’s situation with Nixon’s pardon. I’ll take “Retarded Statements of the Year” for $800 Alex.

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