Britney temporarily loses custody

I know, I know, three posts and two have been about Britney? Overkill alert. But seriously, this trainwreck is derailing and quick! It’s like watching…uh, a trainwreck? According to Fox News, based on the testimony of secret witness/former bodyguard, Tony Barretto, who alleged “nudity, drug use and safety issues post-rehab”, the judge in the custody case has decided to temporarily award full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James to ex-husband KFed. Not sure how long this will last, though the two boys must be so confused to be playing musical houses with their parents.

Apparently, Barretto was fired from his short stint (photo below) when, according to his lawyer, Gloria Allred, “He did not hear her when he was asked to pick up her hat.” Damn right he didn’t, it was probs one of those hideous fedoras she’s constantly wearing to hide her horrible weave jobs. He did her a favor in not picking it up; he did himself a favor in getting fired early and not going down with the SS Britney.

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