Hoffing the wagon

Maybe it’s too early in the morning to try and make puns. Anyway this is serious business. After seeing the above video our initial thought was too make the funny. But after thinking about it, tucked away in bed and dreaming of monkey-refrigerator hybrids (don’t ask), we thought it was best to show the clip and wish David Hasselhoff well. Alcoholism is a tough demon to fight and it looks like he needs all the strength he can get. One thing that seemed curious though, why is his daughter shooting the video of him trying to eat a Whopper and not helping her old man? The Hoff released this statement after the video aired all over the entertainment television rags.

“I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my daughters who were concerned for my well being there was a tape made that night to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my daughters. The tape was never meant to become public, but got into the hands of individuals who are not worthy of mentioning, who maliciously released the tape for their own self purpose. I hope that someone else will learn from the tape, as I have.”

Wonder if that’s the case. Anyway good luck buddy. Oh, the Head Researcher and I were trying to come up with a list of the best cameos on recent film history. Though I couldn’t remember at the time, this video reminded me of The Hoff’s turn in the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Good times! His cameo might crack my top 5.

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