Ragú Soothes Your Soul After Watching Your Parents Bone

Sunday night during the Olympics, Ragú unveiled the first ad in a new series suggesting its sugary pasta sauce will make traumatic childhood moments — like walking in on your parents having sex — more palatable. As long as your parents include fake parmesan cheese, known around these parts as “shaky cheese, which really does make everything better. [via hypervocal]

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